Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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