is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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