when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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