Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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