quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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