your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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