so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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