I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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