Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Randomize
