Swine flu. Run for my life!
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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