Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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