I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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