Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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