It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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