I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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