The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
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