I'm drive I can fine osifer
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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