How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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