btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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