And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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