she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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