he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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