she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
we're so committed to being not committed
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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