hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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