There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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