...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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