You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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