Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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