He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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