so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
It's just like the Real World with babies
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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