i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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