Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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