Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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