Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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