i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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