why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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