He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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