i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Randomize
