His pubic hair was longer than his dick
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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