This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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