Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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