I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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