I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Two words: nipple clamps
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