u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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