please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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