what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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