Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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