Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
we have pet lesbian snakes
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Randomize
