I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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