Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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