On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
well you can't waste a boner
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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