that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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