she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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