Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
