But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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