Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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